I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Oh god it's open bar.
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