are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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