Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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