I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
This baby is an asshole
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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