i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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