he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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