I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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