So drunk its hurt
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
