theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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