they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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