He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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