you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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