This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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