Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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