BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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