butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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