just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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