bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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