trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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