is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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