In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have aggressive nipples.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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