i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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