did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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