I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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