Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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