Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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