what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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