maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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