All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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