whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's the barista slut.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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