Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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