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(248): View more from Michigan

I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen

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(203): View more from Connecticut

As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�

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(513): View more from Ohio

im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?

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(254): View more from Texas

Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table

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(475): View more from Connecticut

So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for

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(303): View more from Colorado

There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.

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