either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dick very happy bro
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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