Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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