your thong is hanging out like whoa
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
