i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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