Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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