They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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