Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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