you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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