Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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