me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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