I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Randomize
