you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Just puked most of my soul out..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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