i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
At least make sure they are 18
Why
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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