What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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