I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm always down for nudity.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
