well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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