I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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