Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
