he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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