I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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