it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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