Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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