it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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