ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Is it penis luge time yet?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Still dying that you shit outside
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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