Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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