We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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